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Evel Knievel Towels:
VAROOMM!

You can build your own APOLLO Lunar Module for only 10 cents:
... complete with two space suited Astronauts!

10 HELIUM GAS!:
The second lightest element know to man! ...and we'll pay postage!


The Wonderful World of Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys:
Own a BOWLFULL of HAPPINESS - Instant PETS!
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Amazing Live Sea Monkeys!
Watch the comic antics of these fantastic underwater buffoons that are really alive.
...actually hatch a whole, happy troupe of Sea-Monkeys that are even more fun than a zoo full of chattering, howling jungle monkeys.

Charles Atlas:
The insult that made a man out of "Mac"

Polaris Nuclear Sub:
How proud you will be...

100 pc. Toy Soldier Set:
Packed in this PASTEBOARD footlocker.

Juicemobiles:
Hey, Kids! This is O.J. Simpson comin' at you...

Spalding presents STREET BALL:
Hey Look! It's Rick Barry and Dr. J!!

Tresure Chest of Fun:
X-Ray Specs: An hilarious optical illusion
Trick Soap: Victim washes face and gets blacker and blacker
and others. . .

Join the G.I. Joe Club:
Carry your card! Wear the emblem and dog tag!

Adventures in the G.I. Joe Club with Andy and George:
They look just like real Australians with their campaign hats and short pants!

Silly Putty:
The Wonder Toy of the Twentieth Century!

Glow in the Dark "Kiss Me" Necktie:
Girls can't resist!

Army Men:
Made of unbreakable plastic

We're looking for people who like to draw:
Says Norman Rockwell

Look Fellows!
Be a happy, prosperous GRIT salesman

Scary, life size monster ghost:
Make him dance to music too

MONSTER S-I-Z-E- MONSTERS:
So life-like you'll probably find yourself talking to them

Aurora Monster Scenes:
Snap them together.

Vampire bat:
Seems so alive - so realistic, it even fools other bats

Meet Stretch Armstrong:
Squish him -- scrunch him -- stretch him out and tie him in a knot!

The Joe Wieder system:
The strongest, most virile and admired men...


10 "Hitler heads":
FREE! While they last!

Irritated eyelids?
Bathe them with LAVOPTIK...!

Beautiful Snake Bow Tie:
Scare the gals! A terrific action gag.

QUICK CHANGE to suit your mood time:
Mustache, Sideburns and Van Dyke.

Swifty Seaver Wins For Beaver:
It all looked mighty bad to the fellas that day at camp...

Very special people:
Prince Randian, "Hop" the Frog Boy, the Mule-Faced Woman

The Commander:
A real man's slenderizing belt

Grow 7 monsters:
Grow fantastic plant "hair" alive before your eyes!

Fighting men:
Dedicated to: Fighting Heroes of Chickamauga

Miniature dog at NO COST!
Will you give me a home?

Count Dante:
TWO ADS:
Won the World Overall Fighting Arts Championship (Master and Expert Divisions)
and
THIS BOOK CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Men who could fight or disappear:
Even while sleeping, an adept NINJA can utilize these devastating techniques


Smoking is for squares!
Saaay!...If a kitten like Miss American Teenager feels that way, that's good enough for me!

Alabe Play Lab Kit
Eyes will pop as friends gasp!

Illya pin-up:
It's real fab for your bedroom, den or playroom

Any 6 tapes or records - $1.69:
Marie Osmond, Redd Foxx, Bob Dylan and Mott the Hoople

AAAAAY..!
Sit on it in a dynamite Fonz t shirt

Adventures of the Lee family:
"Use your Lee jackets to beat down the flames!"

Be Taller!
Whether it be social success, love, sports, jobs or pleasure, the tall man always seems to get there first

Tootsie Rolls:
This way to Captain Tootsie's Roundup Time!

Abracadabra Magic Shop:
These are the same tricks you've seen magician's do on TV!
Loaded Gum, Money Paddle, Amazing Finger Chopper and more!!!

Never look short again!
Invisible "Liftee" height pad

Draw any person in one minute!
NO TALENT! NO LESSONS!

What you can do about pimples:
Remember, the YOU that people see first is your face

Hypno-coin:
Sent in a plain wrapper

Winchester SUPER SPEED Roller Skates:
Gee, wings, you sure can skate!

BALL-BAND Canvas Sports Shoes:
...make you feel 'springy', and help give you more speed...

Rollfast:
Streamlined Bicycles Ball-Bearing Roller Skates

Tavella Sales Co.:
A real adding machine...: Also subtracts!
A toy sewing machine...: Every girl wants this machine.

Pet Baby Racoons:
America's favorite pet

Haunting:
Each person in the room will think that he is going to be the next victim.

Aurora Model Kits:
Chitty Chitty Band Bang is a gasser.
Spaceship from Land of the Giants.
The fabulous Moonbus from "A Space Odyssey: 2001".

Super Power Binoculars:
Made by German Artisans.

Pet Seahorse Sale:
Receive a free pregnant male

Make Money Get Prizes:
Send NO MONEY, We Trust You

Exciting ant Farm:
Discover how ants live...work...play!

Mattel's Major Matt Mason:
And all his neat equipment!


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